Series: The Dirty Billionaire Trilogy #1
Published on December 8th 2015
Genres: Erotic Romance
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I've got a big dick and an even bigger bank account. That's pretty much where my bio ends. Honestly, I don't need to say anything else. I've just sold 99% of women on going home with me.
Do I sound like an asshole to you?
That's because I am.
And guess what? It works for me just fine.
Or at least it did.
Until I met her.
Books talk about sparks flying. Fuck that shit. With her, it was like emergency flares mixed with jet fuel. Or maybe just straight up napalm.
Only one problem.
She didn't leave her name or number when she disappeared from the hotel room after the hottest fucking night of my life. Now I've had a taste of unicorn pussy—the sweetest, rarest of all pussy—and I need it again.
So what's an asshole to do?
I took this problem to the street. A missed connection gone viral.
And when I find her? I'm keeping her.
Did you read that synopsis?
Oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy.
In my defense, I hadn’t read the synopsis before reading the book. Had I done so, I’m sure it would’ve explained a lot to me whilst reading the book itself. (In case you are wondering how I came upon this book, I purchased it after a friend recommended it to me. We are no longer friends. I’m not kidding.)
That being said, continue reading my review knowing it was written before I actually took a gander at the synopsis.
This book had a lot of potential in my eyes, but it just didn’t deliver.
I could not tolerate reading from the heroine’s POV, because she was constantly contradicting herself, which drove me NUTS. So much internalizing, so much back-and-forth — I just couldn’t keep up, nor could I find any f*cks to give about her issues.
Sorry not sorry.
The hero? POMPOUS ASSHOLE. Now, I know, I know – nowadays your run of the mill alpha hero is typically an arrogant, domineering man, with asshole tendencies. But this guy? Did nothing for me. I can’t even remember his name. That should tell you something.
The dirty talk that was exchanged between the two characters was the only thing that kept things mildly interesting for me, but in the end, a few bits of steamy dialogue didn’t save it for me.
And last but not least, the pièce de résistance:View Spoiler »#WhiskeyVagina <–Yeah, that happens. THE DUDE POURS WHISKEY INSIDE HER VAG. *shudders* Wouldn’t that fucking burn? For fuck’s sake, that’s not sexy AT ALL. « Hide Spoiler